Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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What did the spider say to the bee ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Why wouldn't the bird
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
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How many doctors does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
| Police jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!