Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
| Military jokes
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines
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Me: "What is that noise?"
| Computer jokes
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Some
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I've got a new
| Aardvark jokes
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning