A motorist, driving by a
| Business jokes
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900
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Why can't
| Movie and TV jokes
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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The best way of saving money is to forget who
| Money jokes
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Doctor, said the
| Cat jokes
Doctor, said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
| Pig jokes
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
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How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !