Waiter, this coffee

What's the ultimate rejection?

| Dirty jokes

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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Q: How did bulldogs get such flat

| Dog jokes

Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

| Computer jokes

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,

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What do you get if you cross a

| Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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Men are like remote controls.

| Men jokes

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.