My First Public War

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

| Food jokes

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

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What do you call a robbery in China ?

| Criminal jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

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Teacher: When do

| Cowboy jokes

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

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Computer

| Computer jokes

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....

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What game do 18 dogs like to

| Dog jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

The Sergeant said, “”How’d you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?””

“”Well suh,”” drawled the boy, “”To be honest, this is my first public war.””