Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
| Bicycle jokes
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.
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A biologist from the North Pole was showing
| Biologist jokes
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns
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A doctor has come to see one of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not,"
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
| Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !