Son: How much does it cost to get married,
| Marriage jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
| Dog jokes
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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An insect falls into a mug of beer.
| Ethnic jokes
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
| Cat jokes
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!