What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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There were 11 people
| Men jokes
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could deci
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
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Why was Santa's little helper
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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When does a person decide to become an
| Accountant jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: “Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”