What is Dracula’s favorite pudding?

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a

| Dog jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.

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The bartender asks him

| Lawyer jokes

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversa

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What bird tastes just like butter ?

| Bird jokes

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

| Bird jokes

What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

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What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.