A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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yo mama's o fat she supplies 99
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
| Baby jokes
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
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Zoo visitor: What's the new
| Zoo jokes
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.
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What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !