Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
| Cowboy jokes
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.
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What have men and spray paint in common?
| Dirty jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
| Beauty jokes
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
| Marriage jokes
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. How do you do that? Says the other. It's easy! I turn off the light
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
| School jokes
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day? A coffin break.