Policeman: Didn't you see my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
| Birthday jokes
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
| Spelling jokes
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
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Teacher: That's quite a
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'
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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.