Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in
| Music jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Why did the hippie put his money in the
| Money jokes
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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What can Santa give away and still keep?
| Christmas jokes
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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Why are astronauts successful
| Space jokes
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
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What do you get if you cross a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).