A man and his son were
| Dog jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had
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What is the difference between a dancer and a
| Dance jokes
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
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A blonde calls
| Blonde jokes
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle i
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Where do Danish cows come from?
| Cow jokes
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
| Yo momma jokes
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.