Did you hear about the football team who ate
| Sport jokes
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
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What has antlers, pulls Father
| Various animal jokes
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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A man sitting in a barber's
| Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
| Cow jokes
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
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Don't you just hate the blatant
| Answer me this jokes
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
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What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.