There was once a Scotsman and an
| Ethnic jokes
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a
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yo mama is so stupid when
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
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What is the golden rule for cows?
| Cow jokes
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Where do footballers dance ? At a football !