Why are spiders like tops ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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Q: Why do drummers always
| Music jokes
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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A man is captured by cannibals,
| Cannibal jokes
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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How do you go about hiring a horse?
| Horse jokes
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!