Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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How do footballers send messages?

| E-mail jokes

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

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A tourist is sightseeing in

| Music jokes

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun

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Q: How has Clinton made his

| Clinton jokes

Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to

| Apple jokes

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There’s more of it !