How do you stop a dog howling in the
| Car and train jokes
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
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The food in our school canteen is
| School jokes
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
| Money jokes
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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A man appears before a judge one day, asking
| Divorce jokes
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about
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Teacher : The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !