Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy

| Old age jokes

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy

| Frog jokes

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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How can you tell an old person from a young

| Old age jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

| Music jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !