The top toothbrush salesman at the company

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

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Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for

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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.

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This morning I felt that today was going to be

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This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.

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Q. What's the best way to force a man

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Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, “That’s a very innovative approach” and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. “Yuck, this tastes terrible!” his boss yelled. The salesman replied “IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?”