Johnny was racing
| Birthday jokes
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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Is there a mouse in the house ?
| Mouse jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
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What do baby pythons play with?
| Baby jokes
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
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How do you
| Women jokes
How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well,” the man began, “I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said ‘Yes. Then I asked her ‘why ?’ She replied, ‘Because I love you’.”