Q: What do you call a sleepwalking
| Religious jokes
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!
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There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
| Doctor and nurse jokes
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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Vietnam Vet
| Vietnamese
A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
| Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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How many nurses does
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside.”