I went to a restaurant that serves

What did the city worker say after his first

| Horse jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

| Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.