Teacher:
| School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Mother: How was your first
| School jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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When do burgers quit their jobs?
| Burger jokes
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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How did skeletons send each other
| Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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What did one tooth say to the other?
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. “What do you mean, ‘two-handed cheese’?’ asked the waiter. “You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.”