Police Officer: Why did you lead me
| Travel and tourist jokes
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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Why did the chick
| Bird jokes
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
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A student comes to a young
| School jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam – because he was the first in the human race.