A tourist is visiting New York City
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!" "OK," th
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What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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A little boy returning home from his first day
| Dirty jokes
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an en
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What's the most wicked thing a group of
| Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
| King Kong jokes
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.