Three weeks after her wedding
| Dead and dying jokes
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what
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What are the cleverest bees ?
| Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
| Clinton jokes
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Personally, I like
| Car and train jokes
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, “Good morning son.” “Good morning pastor” replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque. “Sir, what is this?” Johnny asked. “Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service”, replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque. Little Johnny’s voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, “Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?”