Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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Democrats wear wide red ties and green
| Political jokes
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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What did Shawn
| Idiot and fool jokes
What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris? "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!