How can you tell an old person from a young
| Old age jokes
How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
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Why don't cows ever have any
| Cow jokes
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
| Criminal jokes
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
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When can you count on a hamburger in an
| Burger jokes
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.