An old rabbi
| Religious jokes
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically. "Seven?" he asks. "
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What do you call a snake that is trying to
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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So what exactly can I learn on the
| Internet jokes
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be
| Ethnic jokes
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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Man: "How's
| School jokes
Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?" Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"
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When Mike got arrested, they told him, “Anything you say will be held against you.” Mike said, “Claudia Schiffer’s breasts.”