A police car pulls up in front of grandma

Kung Fu for Beginners

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Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga

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The auditors have just left,

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The auditors have just left, sir. "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."

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A lawyer passed on and

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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at le

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Why did both Germany and the U.S

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...

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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”