George went fishing, but at the end of the day
| Fishing jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell ever
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What does it mean if you find a horse
| Horse jokes
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
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Where do you find a down-and-out
| Various animal jokes
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
| Political jokes
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.