Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous

QUESTION: What is the difference between a

| Women jokes

QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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The fishing season hasn't opened and a

| Fishing jokes

The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the strang

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

| Cow jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

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Is it true the pigs went over

| Pig jokes

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

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Where do ants go to eat ?

| Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

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Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.