Father: What did the
| School jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
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Q: What
| Blonde jokes
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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At the inquest
| Dead and dying jokes
At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
| Bird jokes
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.