Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
| Police jokes
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
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How can you tell when a skunk is
| Various animal jokes
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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Which rabbit was in Western movies?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Worthless Son In Law
| Vietnamese
""I can't believe my terrible fate,"" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied ""My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn't know how to drink or gamble."" ""Then what's the problem?"" they asked. ""You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn't drink or
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Doctor, doctor! said the
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse ta
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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!