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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

| Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

Smith goes to

| Business jokes

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.

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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his

| College jokes

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A v

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