One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
| Old age jokes
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anythin
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Ruby Alice walked up to
| Divorce jokes
Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
| Political jokes
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks
| Sport jokes
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines t
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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !