What's the best way to see a charging herd
| Elephant jokes
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
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Old Mrs.
| Religious jokes
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. W
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Last night I wrote myself a letter.
| Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
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How do you stop a
| Gorilla jokes
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!