What did the banana say to the vibrator?
| Dirty jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven
| Monster jokes
An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the
| Humor jokes
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
| Food jokes
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
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How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!