A young family moved into a
| Humor jokes
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She h
[ read more ]
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
| Lawyer jokes
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
[ read more ]
A man asked his wife, "What would you most
| Birthday jokes
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fea
[ read more ]
When does a bed grow longer?
| Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
[ read more ]
What language do birds speak ?
| Bird jokes
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
[ read more ]
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.