Two old men were sat on a bench outside a
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Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How are you, Richard?" asked George. "I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterly exhausted," replied Richard. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing me." "I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.