Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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The police are looking for a
| Police jokes
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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How does a Russian Aeroflot
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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I'm not going back to school ever again
| School jokes
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son’s outburst, his mother said, “Don’t you dare use that kind of language in here.” “William Shakespeare did,” replied Ben. “Well, you’d better stop going around with him,” said Mom.