Q: How much does it cost to get married,

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

| Dog jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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Ralph was driving home one evening and

| Divorce jokes

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to

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Where do Martians drink beer

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

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What was the inscription on the tomb of

| Monster jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.