Two really

Question: If a man speaks in the

| Men jokes

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Customer: Why did

| Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

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A movie producer is lying by the pool at

| Movie and TV jokes

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy. "It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in t

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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo

| Ethnic jokes

Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband

| Money jokes

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."

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Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”. The second guy says, “Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit.” So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to his buddy and says, “Did you see it?”. “Sure!”, says his buddy. “Where did it go?”, the first guy asks. The second old man thinks for a minute and says, “I can’t remember.”