The problem
| Computer jokes
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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Customer: "Hi, I'm
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"
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What has webbed feet and fangs?
| Vampire jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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Where is the most open green space in New York
| Pig jokes
Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
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Where does a vampire take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
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Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. “It’s windy,” said one. “No, it’s Thursday,” said the next. “So am I,” said the third. “Let’s go and have a drink!”