Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
| Cat jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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Didja hear the news?
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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Jett was trying to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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Q: How can you tell who is a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
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Q: How many military information officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!