Two cannibals were having their
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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An English teacher asked her class to write an
| Money jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !
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What did the really ugly man
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.