How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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Two astronauts were in
| Space jokes
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, lo
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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
| Ghost jokes
Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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Why do dogs turn around three
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.