What geometric figure is like a runaway
| Bird jokes
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .
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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
| Elephant jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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What do mice do when they’re at home ? Mousework !